Don't Squeeze the Charmin

I once dated someone who would only buy the most expensive toilet paper in the store. He felt that because it was the most expensive toilet paper it would treat his bum the best. Its amazing actually most guys I've dated will buy the cheap fake honey nut cheerios (big difference in taste) and go for the 5 dollar TP. Some people prefer to treat the stuff coming out of them with more respect that the stuff coming in.