Yo Momma!

Yo momma is so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck! Yo momma is like a Ford ... Have you driven a ford lately? Final game of the World Cup, France's favourite man Zidane head butted Matterazi right in the chest. To be honest it was totally barbaric looking and totally hot. Even if I was cheering for Italy. Zidane became totally irational and totaly sexy. Actually there really aren't many professional football/soccer players that aren't insanely sexy. OK I digress ... seriously now, whats with boys and their moms?!

Fucking link won't publish. Thats ok I'll figure it out.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/world_cup_2006/5169342.stm